Smashing poem, Paul — and you keep right on procrastinating. It’s better than having to do useless tasks. On the radio yesterday, someone emailed in to say his wife was running out of things for him to do. She had him take all the handles off the kitchen cabinets so she could clean behind them. Then he couldn’t get them back on again!

I write to entertain, explain…and leave a tickle of laughter in your brain.

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