An On-Board Announcement

that might give you the willies

Photo by Leio McLaren (@leiomclaren) on Unsplash

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Robo Airways. You can now sit back and enjoy your ride.

This is a self-drive state-of-the-art aircraft and everything is automatic — automatic pilot, automatic food dispenser, automatic landing gear. Nothing can ever go wrong…go wrong…go wrong…